Jeter: Thanks For Cumming

Just when we thought the golden boy of the Bronx was such an angel a story broke last week that Jeter is giving his booty calls signed baseballs as parting gifts. Considering the ball would cost around $169.99 to buy and nothing for him to sign, I say they both come out on top. I guess that depends on who was doing the work. This may or may not be a possible t-shirt design.