Lenny Dykstra To Fight Bagel Boss Guy

by Nick Giacone August 12, 2019

It’s tough to find anything else that’s newsworthy while the Mets continue to turn around their season in a historic manner. But enter the trio of Lenny Dykstra, celebrity boxing, and internet virality and you’ve got yourself a headline.

The former Mets World Series champion and known reprobate has reportedly agreed to a boxing match against Chris Morgan, better known to the internet as “Bagel Boss Guy” for his epic rant at a Long Island bagel store:

so in bagel boss this morning, the misogynistic douchebag seen in the video was degrading almost all of the female staff as well as other patrons. fuck this guy. pic.twitter.com/LZh1Uk4UXZ
— olivia shea 🏳️‍🌈 (@oliviabradley88) July 10, 2019

This is destined to be hilarious yet pathetic. Dykstra and Morgan’s history began when the former MLB All-Star attempted to help Morgan find inner peace after his rant went viral, in which Mr. Bagel Boss rejected. And while we find it perplexing that this whole event is actually happening, the two have not only begun training for the fight, but have also traded some pre-fight jabs of their own on Twitter:

https://t.co/2fvSqla9Mx

ITS OFFICIAL! @LennyDykstra is fucked
— Chris “Bagel Boss” Morgan (@ChrisMorganThe1) August 12, 2019

That's the real reason he'll forever be known as "bagel guy."
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) August 12, 2019

I'm not really sure who wins or loses here, even from a fan’s perspective. But if you do have a dog in this fight, the voters on this OABT poll are siding with Nails.