The former Mets World Series champion and known reprobate has reportedly agreed to a boxing match against Chris Morgan, better known to the internet as “Bagel Boss Guy” for his epic rant at a Long Island bagel store:
so in bagel boss this morning, the misogynistic douchebag seen in the video was degrading almost all of the female staff as well as other patrons. fuck this guy. pic.twitter.com/LZh1Uk4UXZ— olivia shea 🏳️🌈 (@oliviabradley88) July 10, 2019
This is destined to be hilarious yet pathetic. Dykstra and Morgan’s history began when the former MLB All-Star attempted to help Morgan find inner peace after his rant went viral, in which Mr. Bagel Boss rejected. And while we find it perplexing that this whole event is actually happening, the two have not only begun training for the fight, but have also traded some pre-fight jabs of their own on Twitter:
That's the real reason he'll forever be known as "bagel guy."— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) August 12, 2019
I'm not really sure who wins or loses here, even from a fan’s perspective. But if you do have a dog in this fight, the voters on this OABT poll are siding with Nails.
Who’s gonna win?— Orange And Blue Thing (@orangebluething) August 12, 2019
The fight is set to take place September 7th in Atlantic City, NJ.
If you're hitting the final home game on Thursday at Citi Field, swing by the Marina Lot to see some friends, maybe meet some new ones, and responsibly wash down your sorrows before heading inside.