We were fucked the second I turned on the game and heard Gary Apple and then turned on the radio only to find out Howie Rose was also not doing the game tonight
— Thomas Falsetta (@D_Rex_5) August 14, 2019
That’s right, both Mets play-by-play commentators were off. No Gary Cohen on TV. No Howie Rose on the radio. We were never winning this game.
So where are they? Why did they schedule time off at the same time in the middle of a pennant race? Well, we’ve got some ideas of our own:
They’ve traveled to Flavortown to join Guy Fieri in search of some “real deal” cuisine:
They’re on a Disney Vacation:
Parlez-Vous Francais?
On a craft beer brewery tour:
Or maybe just chillin' at the beach:
Gary, Howie - wherever you are, please come back soon. We need you back in the booth!
Kick off your Memorial Day Weekend at our tailgate on Saturday May 24th! You don't need to be sitting with The 7 Line Army to tailgate together. Let's get the good vibes started in the parking lot and hopefully they continue until last pitch. Food, drinks, games, music and more in the Marina Lot.
Our 4th trip to Fenway is set for Monday May 19th. We're rolling with 1,000 fans, and we'd love to see as many of your amazin' faces at the pre-game as possible. Drinks specials, bowling, pool tables, and more.
Swing by the K Korner on Friday May 9th before the Mets take on the Cubs. If you're sitting with us or not, you can enjoy exclusive specials on Montauk draft beers by rocking T7L merch to the bar.
Nick Giacone
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