We were fucked the second I turned on the game and heard Gary Apple and then turned on the radio only to find out Howie Rose was also not doing the game tonight
— Thomas Falsetta (@D_Rex_5) August 14, 2019
That’s right, both Mets play-by-play commentators were off. No Gary Cohen on TV. No Howie Rose on the radio. We were never winning this game.
So where are they? Why did they schedule time off at the same time in the middle of a pennant race? Well, we’ve got some ideas of our own:
They’ve traveled to Flavortown to join Guy Fieri in search of some “real deal” cuisine:

They’re on a Disney Vacation:

Parlez-Vous Francais?

On a craft beer brewery tour:

Or maybe just chillin' at the beach:

Gary, Howie - wherever you are, please come back soon. We need you back in the booth!
Simply wear any garment with a T7L logo on it to the Willers Point Brewery. Show the bartender our logo, and you'll get the special price of $5 for a 12oz Coors Light or $5 for a 12oz Montauk Beer.
We're back! It's been a couple of years since we've head down to Philly with The 7 Line Army. This time we're rolling with just under 1,500 fans, and meeting up at the new and massively improved Stateside Live!
Come on out to celebrate The 7 Line Army's 200th outing! Whether you've been to 199, 50, or none, you're still invited. Our whole goal since day 1 has been to bring fans together from all walks of life. If you're reading this... that's YOU.
Nick Giacone
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